Gnometastic Garden Gnome Statue, 9.5 Inches - Funny Outdoor Decorations

Gnometastic offers a hilarious and occasionally naughty addition to your garden, porch, yard, office or home decor. Meet the mini versions of our Gnude Gnomes - unpainted garden statues ready for you to personalize with your creativity and inner artist.

We have gnomes in every size, from extra-large 12.5-inch figures to 3.5-inch minis, and everything in between. All of our paints and materials are safety tested to conform with current U.S. regulations and Proposition 65 compliance.

Our very first design, the "Double Bird Gnome" or "DB" as we affectionately call him, was the brainchild of our boss who insisted "two was better than one" when deciding on a single "bird" gnome. And so, the Gnometastic legend was born!

Our products represent the collective zaniness of our entire team. We thrive on outlandish, crazy and sometimes rude ideas, like our naughty holiday ornaments that will spice up any decor. The nice list is overrated anyway!

Designed with love in the USA, our gnomes come in a wide variety of hilarious styles, from the Beer Gnome and Smoking Gnome to the Angry Gnome with Sign and the Retired & Loving It Gnome Lady.

Customers rave about our creations, with 4.7-4.8 out of 5 star reviews across the board. Whether you choose a standard 8-12.5 inch hand-painted gnome or our mini 3.5-4 inch versions, you're sure to get a laugh.

For those who want to unleash their inner artist, we offer "Gnude Gnomes" - unpainted statues ready for you to personalize. From the mini Beer, Double Bird, and Smoking Gnudes to the XL Middle Finger, the possibilities are endless.

And don't miss our "Make Gnomes Great Again!" garden gnome, a funny political statement sure to bring a smile no matter which side of the hedge you land on. (Disclaimer: this gnome is not affiliated with or endorsed by any political group.)

Our funny, rude, and sometimes naughty garden gnomes make the perfect gift for gardeners, collectors, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Designed to withstand the elements, these hand-painted polyresin statues will delight for years to come.

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